"Humorous Text"

DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed in the following lawyer joke are not necessarily the same ones that I have regarding the attorney profession.

     There was a truck driver who enjoyed running over lawyers that were walking on the side of the road, and hearing the "thump" sound that they made on impact.  One day, he saw a priest standing on the side of the road.  He stopped and asked the priest if he needed a ride, and he did.
     While driving, the truck driver spotted a lawyer walking on the side of the road, and instinctively swerved to hit him.  Remembering that there was a priest in his truck, he swerved away from the lawyer, but still heard a thump.  "I'm sorry, Father," said the truck driver, "I almost hit that lawyer."
     "Don't worry," said the priest, "I got him with the door."